I just went to play tennis with my little brother at my local club. For years we had joyously played there. That is until the biggest asshole on the planet at that very moment came up to us and said we had to pay 10 pounds for a whole hour now! A whole hour, wow! Isn't that a very long, underpriced, and very reasonable deal? Who agrees?
"It's worked that way for years," he says, "we need money to uphold the courts", which includes hosing the baseline with extremely expensive tap water, and if they're spending lavishely, shitting on them. Let's ignore the fact he was lying on both accounts - the courts are a death trap, they should pay us to play on them. On normal well-kept courts, hosing them with water would be called vandalism. Not on these courts, the man says, "because they're so bad, it actually makes them more grippy and less life-threatening!" By this point I'm pretty sure this guy is troling me.
The biggest irony in all this is I actually won a tournament at this club when I was younger, several times. 'No champions allowed' hurrr derrrp
The guy also told us not to disturb the crows as we were walking back across the field, otherwise they would attack us. Crows, traditionally known to be docile creatures, attack people from no reason now.
Join me as I take extreme precautionary measures against the crows, by nuking them that is.
Georgie get well soon!
SO THERE I WAS BEING KUBO
WHEN MY EDITORS CAME IN AND WERE LIKE
"YOU NEED TO DO MORE THAN PANELS OF WHIT
AND I WAS LIKE
SO THEY WERE LIKE
"WHAT ABOUT SOMEBODY DYING?"
AND I WAS LIKE
AND I MADE LOTS OF LOTS OF MONEY
I nearly got a cold today for the first time in over a year, but I didn't, so my healthyness goes on. I'm fairly certain the near-miss is because I had an exam this morning, an event which always seems to be detrimental to my health. It did go well though, so it's all good.
Ah, and sky has a really cool avatar and sig on animesuki, which I'm gonna stare at for a while. Speaking of which, some people never cease to amaze me with their expertise for completely useless facts, such as CC's mech statistics. Please, Kallen is the heralded ace of the Black Knights, which means she's better than you.
Let’s get to Hueco Taco Bell now, and it seems that they are introducing the Failface which will be leading us on your AGONIZING journey of this “arrancar rebel arc”, otherwise known as, “What the fuck is this steaming pile of shit” arc. Failface, who’s actualy name is Patros (where do they come up with this?), looks like Mario the Plumber, I know this is an insult to our favourite Nintendo mascot, but it was the first thing that caught my mind when I saw his ugly face and surprisingly cool moustache. Since Patros doesn’t encompass how crap he is, let’s just call him Failface. Everyone loves Shiny things, especially when they hold enormous potential to make you a God-like being, the Ho-cube is one of those things. Failface wants to lick the Ho-cube, you can see it in his ugly eyes. But not if Ulquiorra can help it, the loyal servant of Aizen and top Espada will not stand for it.
The Shameless Fag and his partner, FailNappa, engage their “sword releases”. This roughly means, “Prepare for epic and inevitable failure” to the audience watching. Their released forms look like crap, in fact, they look more suited to belong in my dinner’s serving of Spaghetti Marinara. The Crotch dude releases into a Shellfish-thing with four tentacles and his stupid partner releases into an ACTUAL Shell fish. Now, the Shellfish-thing fails less because he can still attack with his tentacles (he still sucks, however). Shellfish guy just sucks so hard, his ability is, CLOSING THE SHELL. Wow, gasp, terrific, what a fantastic power. Maybe I should invent a fucking arrancar, which releases his sword and turns into a Garbage can, that way I can throw his episode into him, and he would already be more useful than these sorry excuse for Bleach filler villains.
The only redeeming part of this episode was Kon, he made a joke which was semi-funny. Unfortunately good things don’t last for half a second in this filler episode, before the blanket of failure once again devours Kon. He meets Failface, and gets beaten up by the time Renji gets to him. That’s right guys, the “Super-strong” rebel leader beat up Kon. Why would you even bother? Why did he stop just to beat Kon up? Is he stupidly retarded? The answer is Yes, Failface not only looks like shit, but his brain is probrably made up of goose feathers. Naturally, when Failface reaches Urahara shop, everyone decides to engage him in battle. This includes the Bounto sensor dolls, which is also ironic, considering they came from a filler arc VASTLY superior to this maggot filled filth they seem to be serving us right now. To nobody’s surprise Failface has a power level which unprecendeted, especially in the “Total Bullshit” department. Note to Bleach filler writers, an overpowered arrancar rebel boss which looks like Super Mario is not badass, he is at best, laughable.
Renji’s unleashes his Zabimaru as usual, and it has no effect. Did you see this coming? of course you did. He should just Bankai get it over with, but it seems Renji just can’t help but test Failface’s power. A decision which causes him much strife, as Failface’s level one “Sonicboom” (face it, it look’s like Guile’s special from Street Fighter) levels Renji and the ground below him. According to Failface, that was just one of many “levels” of Sonicboom which he could pull out of his ass.
Which one looks more shit?
Renji, who was probably as enraged at how ridiculous he looked when he got beaten one of those 9000 times prior, released his limiter seal and went Bankai. Apparently this time, as he was transforming, he was enveloped by a large swirling mass of vanilla ice cream. Usually it was a lot of smoke, but this time, it was a “delicious” transition. One more thing which gets to me though, is how Renji always has to announce “Babboon King Zabimaru” everytime he Bankais. We know dude, we know, who else could it be? Gorilla King Kong? Keanu Reeves? Of course its Babboon King Zabimaru. Even though it looks nothing like a Babboon, moreso a Skeletal Dragon. Perhaps everytime I reach for my water bottle in University, I should walk up to the lecturer’s podium and shout, “DRINK, MINERAL WATER!!!!”
Anyway, I think that's it for me and Bleach filler. FOREVER. (Unless Orihime features prominently)